Felonious Maximus / Dick Gozinia
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 280lbs
Hometown: Huntington, West Virginia
Favorite Quote: "Go To HELL, I'm Not Drunk!"
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| Name: Felonious
Maximus / Dick Gozinia Height: 5'10" Weight: 280lbs Hometown: Huntington, West Virginia Favorite Quote: "Go To HELL, I'm Not Drunk!" |
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| The most vile, cruel, rotten, ill-tempered bastard to ever compete in BCW. Feared because of his unorthodox style. Felonious Maximus would like to talk to you about keeping WWI torpedoes in the front of a Chrysler, but that's another story. Bragged of raping nuns and telling dirty jokes to children on the way to his matches. He once defiled a picture of the lovely Stevie Nicks. Felonious Maximus was unmasked by Sheik in a battle royal after a long rivalry and was exposed as evil BCW commissioner Dick Gozinia. He swore revenge and formed "The Illegal Alliance" recruiting wrestlers to finish the careers of Sheik and The Jack. Famous for accepting cases of Milwaukee's Best Ice Beer for political favors, he fell out of the good graces of President Poston and is currently on a safari in the deepest, darkest jungles of Guyandot, West Virginia. Commissioner Gozinia is also an accomplished artist. Click here to see collections of his work: Site One Site Two (adults only) | |
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